Spanish Phrases?

3 Comments

1. Crissy says:

   May 15, 2010 at 4:14 am

   well……lol

   here in chile, a great comeback for someone who is being stupid, or flirting too much is to say simply

   "y tu hermana"

   which means…….and your sister!

   its kinda like saying "yo mama"…..but……ok here is an example:

   a guy yells at you: Oye, preciosa, quiero comerte entera….(hey baby, id love to eat you all up)

   you say with a smile…….y tu hermana!

   hmmpphhfff, its like, TAKE THAT, jerk.

   other examples, there is a commercial here where this guy and his buddy are hanging out doing things, the guy keeps saying things random and his buddy always says "y tu hermana"

   Guy one: (in a pool) wow this water is fresh
   friend (and your sister)

   guy one (moving a table up stairs) "watch out, there’s a leg loose"
   friend (and your sister….she’s loose)

   then later his buddy comes over with some beer and the guy says: i cant right now, i’m a little busy. And his friend says: AHHH, you’re with someone! He smiles and says…yah, with your sister!!!!

   anyways, i think its funny
2. ldrusetta says:

   May 15, 2010 at 4:14 am

   Hola mi amor
   Hasta siempre comandante
   La cucaracha ya no puede caminar
   Para subir al cielo se necesita una escalera grande y otra chiquita
   El pueblo unido jamás será vencido
   La vaca es un animal todo forrado de cuero, con unas patas tan largas que le llegan hasta el suelo.
3. Mr.Knowitall says:

   May 15, 2010 at 4:14 am

   Me estoy ahogando en la mierda que tu hablas.
   Me cago en la madre que se parrio (careful with this one)
   First- I am drowning in all the sh*t you are talking.
   2nd- I sh*t on the mother that gave birth to you